Would You Buy My New Product?
It’s a box of 12 assorted NYC Bankers for stabbing — fun for the whole family, small daggars provided. You get four Credit Default swaps guys (gold foil), you get four toxic mortgages guys (silver foil) and four hedge fund guys. These are hand picked from Wall Street, the Fish Market/Financial District, and the Park Avenue Banker’s Row.
Packed in EZ ship boxes (like Omaha Steaks uses except bigger).
Might as well have some good family fun this 4th of July — the kids will love stabbing these squealing bankers, and your neighbors will be so jealous, be the first on your block, and if you order soon, a dozen hamburgers will be included for free, you heard that FREE! Void where prohibited by law.
I’m thinking about applying to the SBA for a loan. This is one of my best product concepts. Better than IAMSTHATIAMS (my God’s Balls Dogfood in cans).
I’m thinking of calling it “Silver Lining Family Fun Squeal Toy Set”. You could take pictures and use them for Christmas Cards — “The Jones Family Independence Day Bankers Stabbing Party”.
Smile everybody …. Click … Now move in a bit closer … that’s right … click … Good!