Would You Buy My New Product?

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It’s a box of 12 assorted NYC Bankers for stabbing — fun for the whole family, small daggars provided. You get four Credit Default swaps guys (gold foil), you get four toxic mortgages guys (silver foil) and four hedge fund guys. These are hand picked from Wall Street, the Fish Market/Financial District, and the Park Avenue Banker’s Row.

Packed in EZ ship boxes (like Omaha Steaks uses except bigger).

Might as well have some good family fun this 4th of July — the kids will love stabbing these squealing bankers, and your neighbors will be so jealous, be the first on your block, and if you order soon, a dozen hamburgers will be included for free, you heard that FREE! Void where prohibited by law.

I’m thinking about applying to the SBA for a loan. This is one of my best product concepts. Better than IAMSTHATIAMS (my God’s Balls Dogfood in cans).

I’m thinking of calling it “Silver Lining Family Fun Squeal Toy Set”. You could take pictures and use them for Christmas Cards — “The Jones Family Independence Day Bankers Stabbing Party”.

Smile everybody …. Click … Now move in a bit closer … that’s right … click … Good!

7 Comments
  1. Reply
    DaFire
    April 29, 2011 at 11:06 pm

    Fail.

  2. Reply
    Christopher Wilde
    April 30, 2011 at 12:01 am

    STARSTRUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. Reply
    The Alamo.
    April 30, 2011 at 12:35 am

    No thanks.

  4. Reply
    Tilly-x
    April 30, 2011 at 12:48 am

    Haha, sounds like fun!
    I think i would, yes 🙂 x

  5. Reply
    SAINTS WIN THE SUPERBOWL!!!!
    April 30, 2011 at 12:57 am

    yea lol

  6. Reply
    raymond
    April 30, 2011 at 1:09 am

    Ok Put me in for a couple of boxes.

  7. Reply
    Bull Dancer Emma K
    April 30, 2011 at 2:06 am

    🙂
    LOL!
    I guess I’m gonna have to advertise it again right?
    Give me one of these Cretan knives. Actually my sister had one, I’ll ask her for it.
    It had a little poem on it too in Greek which translates as “If you are 5 go away, but if you are 10 come here. My knife is not afraid of anyone” (in greek it rhymes….)
    and then give me those bankers and I’ll stab them for ya! 😉
    I’m a Cretan, beware bankers!

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