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Send a letter like this and it works!? 86-year-old lady’s letter shown on a bank below is an actual letter that was sent to a bank by a woman 86-year-old. The manager thought it amusing enough to be honored in the Ladies New York Times veröffentlicht.Sehr: I refused to write the check that I tried to pay my plumber last month danken.Nach my calculations are three nanoseconds between its representation of the order and the arrival in my account the funds necessary for succeeding in his honor. I am obviously referring to the automatic monthly deposit of my pension, a procedure that gives me, has been detained for eight years. You are responsible for entering the slots are leased, but also debited my account $ 30 and a penalty for the inconvenience caused to your bank. My gratitude is how this incident made me rethink my driving financial options hat.Ich noticed that although I personally answer your phone calls and letters, — when I want to contact you, I get an impersonal, demanding, pre-recorded, faceless entity which your bank has become konfrontiert.Von now I, like you decide, just make a person of flesh and blood to handle. My mortgage and loan repayments and will therefore automatically, but your bank, by check, personally and confidentially to an employee at your bank whom you must nominate addressed ankommen.Seien you aware that there is a criminal offense under Postal Act any person as an envelope is opened. Attached is a contact request that I ask the employee chose to find in stock. I am sorry it runs to eight pages, but for what I know so much about him or them as your bank knows about me, there is no alternative. Please note that all copies of his medical records by a notary must be countersigned, and the mandatory details of his financial situation (income, debts, assets and liabilities) must be accompanied by documented proof. In due course, at my convenience, I will issue your employee with a PIN number which he must use / quote in dealings with me. I regret that not less than 28 points but again, I asked about the number of strikes by me to access my account on your phone bank service model. As they say, imitation is the sincerest form of Schmeichelei.Lassen me playing, even continue. you call me, press buttons as follows: Immediately after the selection, press the star key ( *) BUTTON FOR ENGLISH # 1 To make an appointment with me # 2 To examine a late payment. # 3 call to my living room when I’m there. # 4 to transfer the call to my room if I sleep 5 # The call to my toilet in case I go with nature. # 6 The call my phone if I am not at home # 7 To leave a message on my computer, a password to access my computer is necessary. The password will be at a later date as the authorized contact statement said. # 8 To listen to return to the main menu and to options 1 through 7. # 9 A general complaint or inquiry. The contact is then placed on ice until the attention of my automated answering service. # 10 This is a second reminder to press * for English. Although this may occasionally involve long wait, uplifting music for the duration of the call spielen.Leider but back to your example, I must also levy a fee to cover the establishment of this new Regelung.Ich wish you a happy, although very slightly less prosperous New Year Your humble soul Client – give me my 2 points then!