Do you agree with my thesis on middle class Americans?

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Middle class people have ruined this country. They buy cars, houses, boats, second homes (vacation homes), expensive pets, fancy clothes, etc.–and cannot afford any of it. They live paycheck to paycheck but don’t stress out over problematic budgetary forecasts, because they know I’ll be there to bail them out. They enrich their lives with materialistic possessions and remain on the brink of economic collapse each week.

Yet they bristle when banks expect them to pay off their mortgage or car loan. Makes no sense to me, ladies and gentlemen. Middle class people think they are entitled to some enhanced quality of life, irrespective of their capacity to finance it. Does that make any sense? Why do middle class Americans think they should be elevated to some higher standard of living? Does not working with a shovel suggest that one should have a house in the suburbs? Middle class people say, ‘yes’. Middle class people are brainwashed into believing that they are cut from a different cloth. Middle class gremlins subscribe to some wayward philosophy that suggests they are deserving of higher standards of living. I don’t buy it!

Middle class American daddies are the worst. Middle class men know nothing about war, nothing about sacrifice, nothing about freedom or tyranny, nothing about devastation, nothing about pain, nothing about what it’s like to have a bomb dropped on their roof……nothing about what it’s like to have their legs blown to bits…..nothing about what it’s like to have a foreign government rain some real terror down on their ******* heads. All they know about is a Neighborhood Association meeting–and they know about setting out Christmas presents in late December. Middle class American daddies go protest with glittery signs and think they are something significant. They ‘write their Congressman’ in order to alleviate all the stress they’re burdened with. What a joke!

So, do you agree with me?

12 Comments
  1. Reply
    Seth
    May 16, 2011 at 3:04 am

    Middle class Americans know “nothing about what it’s like to have a bomb dropped on their roof……nothing about what it’s like to have their legs blown to bits…..”

    So you’re saying this DOES happen in trailer parks? lol

    Where the hell are you living? And if those people you described are law abiding then leave them alone, they aren’t causing you any trouble by setting out Christmas presents in late December. If everyone lived how you just described in that paragraph maybe the world would be a more pleasant and peaceful place to live.

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    Mr O
    May 16, 2011 at 3:22 am

    second home, boats, cars, yacht clubs, butlers…dang, i wish i was in the middle class!

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    ♥Invisible Pink Unicorn♥
    May 16, 2011 at 3:45 am

    A thesis should never have your OWN opinion in it – yours does

    You need to stick to the “facts” – and leave out your opinion

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    Shαnnδn
    May 16, 2011 at 4:42 am

    Maybe you’ll get to come back as a dolphin next time around.

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    "TYRANT"
    May 16, 2011 at 5:26 am

    I am incline to believe you are in a class all by yourself ! A class that have not been named yet ! but its somewhere way below the poor !

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    hepmom
    May 16, 2011 at 6:11 am

    I feel entitled to my M&D section being a) about M&D or b) amusing questions asked for, well, the amusement of all.

    This question falls into neither of those categories. It offends my entitled sensibilities.

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    that's mrs. heathen to you
    May 16, 2011 at 6:40 am

    I would like to know just what you consider middle-class. My family is middle-class, yet none of this applies to us. We pay more than our minimum mortgage payment on our one house every month, we own both of our vehicles, have two cats that we got from the local shelter, no boat, and no credit cards. My husband served in the United States Marine Corps and could indeed tell you a thing or two about war. Unless your standards are different than mine, I would have to disagree with your theory.

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    Tainted Heart
    May 16, 2011 at 6:45 am

    LOL….you’re lonely aren’t you? Tell the truth.

    You sure claim to know a lot about the “Middle Class American” ……..

    Are you unhappy with your life and want to blame the next person for your issues? Hmmmmmm….

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    Poppet
    May 16, 2011 at 7:31 am

    Your thesis is poorly supported. Re-write and re-submit.

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    mar
    May 16, 2011 at 7:43 am

    “Middle class American daddies are the worst. Middle class men know nothing about war, nothing about sacrifice, nothing about freedom or tyranny, nothing about devastation, nothing about pain, nothing about what it’s like to have a bomb dropped on their roof……nothing about what it’s like to have their legs blown to bits…..nothing about what it’s like to have a foreign government rain some real terror down on their ******* heads”

    i could only assume your speaking of our people in the armed forces ! im just wondering once they complete there tour of duty do the receive 10 million dollars or is everything taken from them and they are forced to live in poverty ? nope i think they come home and live as middle class american.

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    sweetiegrl04
    May 16, 2011 at 7:45 am

    you again….what a waste of breath.

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    Hottie here
    May 16, 2011 at 8:04 am

    Middle class men “know nothing about war, nothing about sacrifice, nothing about freedom or tyranny, nothing about devastation, nothing about pain, nothing about what it’s like to have a bomb dropped on their roof……nothing about what it’s like to have their legs blown to bits…..”

    And so are you saying that the upper class know about this or just the low class people?

    Are you calling the military men low class or upper class? I don’t believe military men make enough money to qualify as upper class… so you must just think all of the lowest class are in the military

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